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Portrait of a Speedstixx drummer
This is the story of a drummer named Bummer
He practiced flams, paradiddles and drags all summer
But his single stroke rolls were so lame, the bass player kept complaining
Other band mates noticed it too shouting, “it’s our reputation you’re staining”
That was just the beginning of his excuses and troubles
Dare I mention his unbalanced and very weak doubles
He tried to cover it up with loose strainers, gimmicks, and tricks
Until everyone told him “Just get a pair of Speedstixx”
But he kept saying no, c’mon “I’ll get better”
Quickly he realized the band wrote him a Pete Best letter
Dear Bummer, blah, blah, blah, you know the rest
Things like, we’re a really good band and we need the best
Your endurance is an issue of that we’re sure
Consistent tempo isn’t your strong suit either…. Speedstixx is the cure
You’re having trouble with this and slow down on that
We hear Wal-Mart is hiring, and that’s a fact
Eventually he gave in and ordered, but by then it was too late
The band had his replacement and a recording date
Broken hearted, angry and totally confused
Drumming is my life, “I thought you were my friends” he mused
Not giving up, Speedstixx arrived quickly, and he hit the ground running
Used them daily and the licks came fast and stunning
He used Speedstixx anywhere and everywhere, beating silently on nothing but air
Results were fantastic without beating a drum, nothing can compare
No more boring exercise after exercise his creativity ran wild
He could feel his lightning-fast progress and so he smiled
So many problems his drumming had in the past
Blast beat speed is perfect now and his endurance will last
Sticking patterns worked out well in advance, easily while watching T.V.
Muscle memory and Independence shouldn’t be this easy he thought, but it is as anyone can see
Now he feels the groove down deep in his soul
Making quick work of George L. Stone’s stick control
8 to 10 minutes a day targeting the exact drumming muscles needed
Laser focused with no misleading high bouncing cheap rubber practice pads is how he succeeded
Now fully warmed up before every jam, audition, or gig, the spotlight he commands
All anyone can talk about is the jaw dropping speed of his hands
No longer limited to the same tired licks
The ones he played over and over as everyone could predict
He threw in some cymbal crashes, linear beats and eye-catching stick twirls
Now speedstixx gets him the attention of so many beautiful girls
He no longer limits his practicing, to be just a pocket drummer
When fantastic chops and perfect fills are musical too, just ask Bummer
One last thought before the saga ends and I let you go
It’s extremely important and I think you should know
Don’t practice for years wondering why your sticks don’t move faster
When right in front of you is the super drumming tool that makes you a stick master
Because when Speedstixx drummers sit down to play, soon there will be a crowd
Why haven’t you got your Speedstixx yet drummers for cryin’ out loud!!!
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